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Did you ever think that when you eat Chinese,
it's not pork or chicken but a fat Siamese.
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain.
That's not chicken in your chicken chow-mien,
seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
but Garfield's on my fork,
he's purrin here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Three King Moon,
the place I eat everyday at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
once they wrap it up in dough, boys.
A bright real crispin dough.

Chowlin ask if I wanted more
as he's dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said, Not today. I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.
I was suckin on a Rolayde and a Tums or two
when I swear I curded mew, boys.
And that is when I knew.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Three King Moon.
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that it's beef or fish or pork,
but it's purrin there on my fork.
There's a hairball on my fork.